Wednesday, May 22, 2013
"Whenever I miss a free-throw, it's because I'm thinking about something I read on Reetae."
"When I'm not butchering every franchise I can get my grubby little hands on, I enjoy Reetae.com."
"If I could, I would date Reetae.com, break up with it, and write a hit song about how much I hate it."
"Hilarious! Astounding! Clearly one of the greatest sources of writing in the history of the universe!"
"This website personifies everything there is about society, according to an unproven theory I made up in the last five minutes."
"Bet you didn't think I visited this site, did you? Yeah, that's what I thought. You owe me fifty bucks."
"If you pay attention, you'll see subtle references to the Freemasons and the Illuminati throughout this site. Makes you wonder, doesn't it..."